A is for Adele who lived on the farm and fell down the well.
B is for Bruno who moved from Juno.
C is for Charlemagne the bulldog who bit Adele and died of mange.
D is for Doris the model who moved from
E is for Ester poor woman her husband was a molester.
F is for Frank married to Adele pushed her down the well then collected from the bank.
G is for Geraldo the commie who became a pinko.
H is for Hamlet who hated pinkos and shot Geraldo with a silver bullet.
I is for Isaac who got suddenly sick.
J for for Jacob who killed Isaac just because he could.
K is for Kat who lived in the field and slept on a mat.
L is for Larry married to Harriet, but wished she was a Harry.
M is for Marilyn who tried to save Bruno from a life of sin.
N is for Nestor the molester married to Ester.
O is for Orson who was booked for arson.
P is for Peter married to Kat but in love with Rita.
Q is for Quenton who smelled good because he has scent on.
R is for Rusty who worked the land and was always dusty.
S is for Stephen the priest who prayed for heaven.
T is for Theresa just plain old Theresa.
U is for Urquhart the plumber whose first love was art.
V is for Vicki who loved Rusty who gave her a hickey.
W is for Waldo who loved Marilyn who loved Bruno.
X is for Xavier who loved caviar.
Y is for Yentl who looked rough but was really gentle.
Z is for Zinnia who drove an old Zephyr and worked at the Zoo.
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