The Village of Rillage

A is for Adele who lived on the farm and fell down the well.

B is for Bruno who moved from Juno.

C is for Charlemagne the bulldog who bit Adele and died of mange.

D is for Doris the model who moved from Paris.

E is for Ester poor woman her husband was a molester.

F is for Frank married to Adele pushed her down the well then collected from the bank.

G is for Geraldo the commie who became a pinko.

H is for Hamlet who hated pinkos and shot Geraldo with a silver bullet.

I is for Isaac who got suddenly sick.

J for for Jacob who killed Isaac just because he could.

K is for Kat who lived in the field and slept on a mat.

L is for Larry married to Harriet, but wished she was a Harry.

M is for Marilyn who tried to save Bruno from a life of sin.

N is for Nestor the molester married to Ester.

O is for Orson who was booked for arson.

P is for Peter married to Kat but in love with Rita.

Q is for Quenton who smelled good because he has scent on.

R is for Rusty who worked the land and was always dusty.

S is for Stephen the priest who prayed for heaven.

T is for Theresa just plain old Theresa.

U is for Urquhart the plumber whose first love was art.

V is for Vicki who loved Rusty who gave her a hickey.

W is for Waldo who loved Marilyn who loved Bruno.

X is for Xavier who loved caviar.

Y is for Yentl who looked rough but was really gentle.

Z is for Zinnia who drove an old Zephyr and worked at the Zoo.

This is the village of Rillage and all its people.